as I see it

Read this on some blog...I write this n tag 7 ppl...they comment here and tell me how they feel on being tagged :P and then hav 2 answer the same questions on thr blog and can further tag 7 more ppl and the game goes on and on..
Nice thing na..
So, Here it goes...ppl read ur names in the tag-list if u hav been tagged...reply these questions on ur blog...and tag others...

I. 7 things I want to do before I die:

1. Make my parents' dreams come true
2. Fulfil every wish of my sister
3. Be famous so dat every1 knows me and create something for which people remember me
4. Make every person huz hurt me realize his/her fault and cry for mercy (2 harsh na)
5. Play a ODI against Australia for India (hehehehehe..)
6. Make sure no one close to me is sad just because of me
7. Make my kids do each n every thing which I cud not but think I shud hav done

II. 7 things I can do:

1. Talk, talk n talk
2. LAUGH wen I am tensed
3. Daydream
4. Work haaaaarrrrrrdddddd
5. Control anger (I make a fist and start counting in my mind)
6. Play play play as in exert my body to a great extent
7. Remember my enemies' face and what he/she did to me

III. 7 things I say the most:

1. Paagal hai kya
2. Abbey
3. Matlab
4. Dimaag mat kharaab kar
5. Lagi shart ??
6. Ye kya baat hui
7. _________ => for u 2 decide


IV. 7 things I can't do:

1. Forget people close to my heart
2. Be serious for more than a few minutes
3. Spill out everything dats in my heart
4. Sleep within an hour after going 2 bed
5. Stop my bakk-bakk ;)
6. Play Guitar :(
7. Complete all 7 entries here :P

V. 7 things that attract me to the opposite sex:

1. Looks
2. Long Hair
3. Smile
4. Innocence
5. Intelligence
6. Their Lost in some other world face..
7. Childish behaviour

VI. 7 Celebrity crushes: (Not in any order)

1. Katrina Kaif
2. Cobie Smulders
3. Maria Sharapova
4. Lindsay Lohan
5. Angelina Jolie
6. Amisha Patel
7. Priety Zinta

VII. 7 people I want to tag: (includes People who dont have a blog)

1. Achal
2. Hardeep
3. Ishan
4. Divy Malik
5. Richa
6. Aatish,Poojan who read my blog but dont hav 1 :@:@:@ make 1 and answer these uuu :@:@
7. _________ :P

[Warning : This is the most lengthy post I have ever made..be patient to read the entire thing, after all its 1 yr long saga lengthy to hoga hee..u'll njoy every bit of it...shhaayy....its upto u...read it or not...bbye]

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presents
DP Me Mil Gaya P

Lights - Camera - Action


Hours n hours n hours....working all day n nite...I cud easily talk in OpenGL..
glutFCchale()..........glDinner?()......gluSubhaUthaDiyo()....

Somehow we managed to code...not what we had in mind at the start of project...but a fairly satisfactory model...

FLASHBACK

Hum chaar log the...
1.) Aatish (tension free chap)
2.) Ved (ek dum se gamer ban gaya)
3.) Tushar (Mr.Unpredictable)
4.) Me (Is poore blog me meri hi baatein hoti hai...so u knw who I m)

It was the time to choose our Design Project (DP) under some Professor...
We chose to make A GAME (POOL)...

Humne socha tha phod denge...mast game banayenge
APNI LAG GAYI !!!

Days n days n days passed....2 sem project ka 1 sem khatam ho gaya...we decided 2 stayback in December Holidays...and work on the DP....hum yaha ruke zaroor...par Dp ko chorr ke sab cheeze ki...

As compared to the time that was already gone...the progress of the project was not upto the mark...

JAVA 3D me shuru kiya tha kaam....kuch samajh nahi aa raha tha...sab kuch sir ke uppar....Shyaaaaauuuuu Shyauuuuu...

Sab soch me pad gaye...ab kya kare...fir Ved ko Idea aaya....kyo na Java3D chorr ke Applets try kare....wo bhi kiya...but all in vain...

It was then when I approached Mr.DK (my Bakk Idol...mentioned in a post below 2) as 2 wat 2 do...he was coding a game in OpenGl at dat time...and adviced me 2 use it...

Yahi the woh SHAKS....jinhone mujhe yeh rah dikhayi...rah dikhane ke saath saath...NEHE aur apne PROFESSOR ke LEcture FOlders jaisi jagaho ke HELPLINE NUMBERS bhi diye...

Par 1 problem thi...OpenGL as explained on the HELPLINES was using VISUAL C++...apne 2 pantar logo ki usme lagti thi...Aatish aur Ved ki...
To make matters worse...in yet another meeting with the Professor v told him v were switching 2 something else now....

Somedays later a friend told me that in the list of students working under our PROF our names were not included on his WEBSITE...

Aatish : Abeyyyy ye kya ho gaya...aur kyo...

I went to the Prof...it was nothing but he forgot 2 include r names..he said he wud correct it..
Since no 1 was working I thought yahi mauka hai...I lied ki PROF said our names were not thr coz we wer not working sincerely...Aatish ki yeh sun ke lag gayi thi...Tushar guessed ki I was lying but din tell Aatish about it...aur Ved bhaisaahab ke saath hamara sampark nahi ho paata tha...

After 2 days I spilled out the truth and asked him 2 studyyyyyy :@...
Somehow we read something about OpenGL...par door door takk MANZIL dikhayi nahi de rahi thi...SAMAY BEET-TA gaya....aur ek din.....
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aur ek din MAIL aayi...DP shud b submitted by 29th April...

BAS ab aa gaya tha woh time...TABAD TOD TABAD TOD...padna shuru kiya...went 2 c the prof..b4 we cud say anything he asked if we were thr 2 take I grade (Incomplete) or submitting the project...we said submitting...he asked us 2 come on Monday..

Monday was not far away...we went to him on Thursday (wen I posted COUNTDOWN BEGINS)...3 days left...and I also had my STS Viva..

Comes in a new character : Mr.Abhishek Khurana

Dk sir ne bataya ki he was a BOND in OpenGL...we approached him...he helped us...cleared our doubts...helped us...helped us and heped us...

Tushar was there with his obviously UNPREDICTABLE DECISION.."I grade le lete hai yaar...next sem me kar lenge...Time nahi yaar Prateek...finals ke liye bhi padna hai.."

NO COMMENTS ON WHAT ME n AATISH FELT ABOUT THIS STATEMENT FROM TUSHAR (I consider the reader to be intelligent enuff)..

Ved was working on calculations, collisions n stuff...Me n Aatish on animation and Tushar on everything else except DP...sad enuff but true..though he had read some basic OpenGL from the book earlier...

Hours n hours n hours....working all day n nite...I cud easily talk in OpenGL..
glutFCchale()..........glDinner?()......gluSubhaUthaDiyo()....

Somehow we managed to code...not what we had in mind at the start of project...but a fairly satisfactory model...

It was Monday...we had to submit the project at 5:00 PM...
At 4:30 I sat on my computer...was about to transfer the codes on a PEN DRIVE...ki POWER CUT....and MY UPS down...v faced all sorts of problems and got thru it(problems not mentioned...coz baaki problems ke saamne kuch bhi nahi thi)...

5:15 PM...we presented our project to the Professor...some questions thrown on us...we answered...some more questions...some more answers...nd then he decided that all of us will get P...

Wat a great feeling it was....smiling faces...aaahaaa...yooooo...we were jumping, smiling..njoying as soon as we came out of Professor's office...I wished ki thr was an aircraft passing just over my head...and 4 of us cud perform that RDB scene...wid shirts off and jumping 2 touch the aircraft...
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ya rite AIRCRAFT ki problem to thi hi...but Mr.Tushar went straight to the RC..and only 3 of us were left...ANYWAYS I M 2 EXCITED...very happy..finally v did it...now its time 2 study 4 finals...

Song in background : Paas ho gaya Pappu Paas ho gaya !!!

CREDITS :

* No work done earlier by - All 4 of us
* All work done at the end by - Aaahhh...chuck it..
* MARG DARSHAN by : Mr.DK
* Help, Guidance...upto infinity - Mr.Abhishek Khurana

I dont' think this post of mine will interest many...but I found this TURING test very interesting..

I was browsing thru materials online while preparing for my STS Viva on the topic "Sociology of Quantum Mechanics" when I found some text talking about Turing Test...Actually the theory is ki whether or not we can create bots that behave like human...or are they just DETERMINISTIC coz they r bots..

So it was decided that bot chatters be created...say v hav 10 terminals...5 of them wil hav humans operating them and other 5 wil hav bots...then 10 other humans chat wid these 10 terminals for some amount of time...then they hav 2 tell as 2 wat they think...were they chatting wid bots or humans...

An interesting link regarding the same is http://cogsci.ucsd.edu/~asaygin/tt/ttest.html

I actually got a link of a bot chatter
ALICE which it described as "another chatty girl. Beware, this one spreads gossip! Winner of 2000 and 2001 Loebner prizes."

I chatted with this bot (ya u r free to think ki I am the most wella person around)..to some extent it was like I m chatting 2 a human...but some replise from the bot were like crap...din make sense...so I guess ki it cannot be perfect...I mean we can't have bots that can actually be like humans...

waise I m not eligible 2 comment on it...coz wen I was reading material on my STS Viva Topic....many things were like.....Shyaauuuuuu Shyaaauuuuuuuu....over the head...

I hav a copy of that chat conversation...if ny1 is interested...ask me for it...I'll male it 2 u...Even better go chat with the bot urself...the link is given above..

[The following is written in HUMOUR and should be taken as that. People who come up with comments like this is disrespectful its not 4 u. And lastly this is my Blog so MY thoughts matter and yours DONT. :)]

According to the SALARY THEOREM :

Engineers and Scientists can never earn as much money as Businessmen, Actors and Politicians can easily make.

The theorem can be demonstrated by reducing it to a simple MATHEMATICAL EQUATION.
The equation rests on two POSTULATES

1.) Knowledge is Power
2.) Time is Money

Now, we all know that

Power = Work / Time

or alternatively using 1 & 2

Knowledge = Work / Money

=> Money = Work / Knowledge

So when Knowledge goes towards zero, Money goes towards Infinity, regardless of the value attributed to work, even if the value of work is very small.

On the contrary, when Knowledge goes towards Infinity, Money tends to Zero even if the value of work is LARGE.

The Evident Conclusion : The less you know, the more money you make.

Those of you who had difficulty following the above will make LOTS OF MONEY !!

Feel like laughing....and laughing out loud...i m neither happy...nor hav heard a joke nothing like dat...its just dat in situations like this i react strangely..

Its 7:30PM Thursday....and ha ha hah haa....my grup has been asked to submit the DP on Monday...i.e. submit a game....ABEY KAHA SE LAU GAME...kuch nahi samajh aa raha...kaise banau game...itni padai ki...itni padai ki...nahi ban rahi....:@:@

Ha ha ha ha ha....I wil do something....wil code it....for all my grupmates....dont worry i'll do it...KOSHISH POORI KARUNGA...and hav our grup in a much secure position before 5PM on MONDAY...

OOOOOOPPPSSSSS !!! STS presentation on SATURDAY...ha ha ah aaaahhha...uska bhi padna hai...wat a gr8 topic...Sociology of Quantum Mechanics...or Sociology and Quantum Mechanics....something lie dat...means...FRIDAY gaya aadha SATURDAY gaya....darro mat darro mat...uske baad bhi time hai...I WIL DO IT....I WIL CODE THE GAME...U WAIT N C...

DBMS bhi karna hai....HA HA HA HA HA HA....i need time...SHAGUN woh baad me karenge plz...

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA OH HO HO HO HO HOH OHO HOH OH....

SO COUNTDOWN BEGINS...NO MORE WASTING OF TIME.....its THURSDAY, April 20, 2005 7:37 PM

Lets see wat happens....will surely write abt it on MONDAY...wish me luck plz...and grup mates dont worry...no tension...TRUST ME I'LL DO SOMETHING...bbye..

TO BE CONTINUED....

Days after days after days....waiting 4 some or the other deadline 2 come closer so dat I start working...I m fed up of all this...I find it so difficult 2 kill time even when I hav loads of work 2 do...What has happened 2 me ??
Final exams approaching, 2 projects 2 complete,1 presentation and I m like Dude give me some work...I m the most wella person of all times...

I m unable 2 concentrate...be it anything...studies,sports nything...

Wat goes on is...attend lecture in the morning(only if its the 1 wid attendance panga)..otherwise keep sleeping...if its SSD lecture get up and attend or else keep sleeping...wake up half an hr b4 tutorial..attend tut...then lab...come bak...switch on the pc...logon 2 orkut...chk scraps...waste time...chk mails..fwd few...waste some more time...LOOP this..until its 6PM...as soon as its 6...get ready go 4 cricket...open the innings..bat wid mind somewhr else...get OUT in the very first over and watch others play...or go 4 basketball...come bak field (if my team was batting first) ...and lol these days its like 99% times I m a part of the loosing team...

come bak frm field...unlock PC...run the same LOOP again till its 8PM...take a shower ..go 4 dinner...keep on roaming and pondering as 2 wa 2 eat...come bak run LOOP again until I feel sleepy...

and if its a holiday or a no-tut no-lab day...it gets worse...3 xtra hrs 2 spend...but HOWWWWW....

Worst thing I am unable 2 figure it out wats wrong wid me...blaming life everytime...I knw it wont help...the problem is wid me...but wat is it...y cant i figure out...and why the hell am i taking out my frustration writing this.....I end it here...but wat wil I do now...I think run the same LOOP until I figure out wats wrong and wat really shud b done...

PS - and now wen I m ready 2 publish this...NET IS DOWN...AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[The following is written in HUMOUR and should be taken as that. People who come up with comments like this is disrespectful its not 4 u. And lastly this is my Blog so MY thoughts matter and yours DONT. :)]

Champions League is on so just got an idea...wat if thr wud hav been no yuddh between RAM and RAVANA....instead a football

match between their teams...RAMSNAL and LANKA UNITED :P

What wud it b like

1.) It wud hav been named as SITA-IONS LEAGUE
2.) Instead of Lehmann (Arsenal's Goalie) it wud hav been LAXMAN...RAMSNAL's GOALIE
3.) There wud hav been no OFFSIDE LINE but LAXMAN REKHA

Commentary wud hav been like

Welcome to the most interesting game of the SITA-IONS LEAGUE...RAMSNAL vs LANKA UNITED...
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ANGAD makes an impressive lob straight to HANUMAN but linesman flagging 4 offside...Lets take a luk at the replay...ya ya ya HANUMAN was clearly ahead of the LAXMAN REKHA...John i must say he wasnt clean thru nywayz...coz lets not forget its KUMBHKARAN..the goalie hu is sleeping infront of the goal...he has covered the goal completely..its impossible 2 score...
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the ball is wid RAVANA (LANKA UNITED's forward)...he passes the ball 2 MEGHNAD..hes clean thru wid only LAXMAN(RAMSNAL's GOALIE) 2 beat...and here he says.."AAGYA DEEJIYE PITASHREE"...
RAVANA : VIJAYEE BHAV
MEGHNAD kicks the ball and LAXMAN manages 2 get a hand on it...a corner 2 LU..

nice corner kick by MEGHNAD...header by RAVAN's head no 3...and its a goaaaaaaaalllllllll...wat a brilliant fake by RAVAN's head no 3 and 4...brilliant effort and its a goal...

VANAR sena wid the ball...brilliant passing...moving on...inside the penalty area...the loose ball and a player from RAMSNAL has been sucked by KUMBHKARAN's nose in the process of snoring...

Players surround the refree and its a RED CARD....KUMBHKARAN wil play no further part in the game..

PENALTY...taken easily by RAM its 1-1....This match is not over yet....

RAVANA is now defending...playing safe...

Ball is with Meghnad...passing the ball 2 RAVANA...return 2 sender was that pass...brilliant football brilliant football...inside the penalty RAVANA AAGYA dete LAXMAN making a brave effort 2 catch the ball...and collides wid STRONG MEGHNAD and is UNCONSCIOUS..

RAMSNAL PHYSIO asks HANUMAN 2 get some medicine...thr goes HANUMAN and is bak wid a MOUNTAIN...LAXMAN is being treated and is out for the moment..NAL n NEER act as joint goalies in the mean time...

Ram starts off the game...brilliant piece of football among RAM,HANUMAN and ANGAD...aur yeh kya...LU defenders ignite HANUMAN's tail...HANUMAN still in possession hits it hard wid his BURNING TAIL..and its a goalllllllll...the goal is on FIRE....2-1...

LU starting off...RAVANA's mantri wid the ball...nice move...moving in for the kil...last minute pass 2 RAVANA...shoots...NAL and NEER get thr hands 2 it...BALL IS outside the line..but still not grounded...coz they hav a vardaan that the ball they touch will remain in air...

MEGHNAD aware of this fact...uses his MAYAWEE TECHNOLOGY and lifts himself in the air brilliant header...its a goallllllll...2-2...

RAMSNAL making a substitution...VIBHISHAN coming in...TEAM TALK on as 2 how 2 beat LU...VIBHISHAN saying that the ball has 2 b hit on RAVAN's STOMACH and thereby an own goal has 2 b produced 2 win the game...

RAM moving along wid the ball alone...nice moves...hes carried the ball 4 ges..RAVANA and MEGHNAD sensing danger come in 2 stop him...RAM hits it hard...MEGHNAD comes in the way...hes got a smack on his head...hes down n dead...ball on to RAVAN's stomach deflected and its an OWN GOAL....

3-2

Last few minutes left...RAVAN starting the game..cursing VIBHISHAN...and heres the final whistle...RAMSNAL beats LU...and
wins the SITA-IONS LEAGUE...

[WARNING : This blog does not intend any personal attacks. All the names,situations and locations or any other stuff has been used 2 create humor and humor...nothing else...U may leave right now if u r not ready 2 keep in mind this warning...kyoki mera blog hai main to likhunga...aapne nahi padna to mat pado...]

BAKK is something jo mujhe aur baakiyon ko apne seniors se viraasat me mili hai...
For all those who are unaware of this word BAKK lemme explain...

GOSSIP + SENSELESS TALKS + TIME PASS + PJ CRACKING + LAUGHING W/O ANY REASON = BAKK (but everything is logical...for instance wats the relation between SRIDEVI and TABU ???......ANS = They are conjugates of each other...coz SRIDEVI is CHANDNI and TABU CHANDNI BAR :P .....SOURCE : VISITING BAKKULTY - TUSHAR)

WARNING : IF u dint get the above logical question and answering...no probs...thats absolutely normal...GENIUSES...naah...BAKKUISES r not found everywhr...u need 2 work hard all day n nite...2 get 2 a level...whr I M...and I M PROUD of dat...
It all started with me entering the college..I was a normal person before but it all changed as time passed...

So continuing with this BAKK SESSION description...this is the session which takes most of r time leaving very little time for other things..

During xams the duration of this BAKK SESSION increases...for xample...me alongwith 4-5 other BAKKGURUS at 6AM in the morning (v had r first xam at 9 AM dat day)were discussing wat we'll do after xams...
"Cricket khelenge.."
"Ghar jaane ki jaldi mat karna.."

were few of the EXPERT COMMENTS..

V hav many teams who work independently and work on new ideas for discussion in BAKK SESSIONS...

My team includes ME,AATISH,POOJAN,AMAN and 2 very esteemed GURUS OF GURUS r seniors NEMO and DK Sir...they r the source of inspiration for us being wherever v r 2day...

NEMO AND DK's VISION - Ideally humein BAKK-KING-HAM PALACE me hona chahye...coz BAKK KING HUM HAI...so v shud work hard to achieve wat v want

There r few VISITING BAKKULTYs - Keshav, Tushar and Ishan..They no doubt are BAKKUISES...the reason they r VISITING and not REGULAR is coz of TIME CONSTRAINTS...

The Venue of BAKK SESSIONS r many ranging from Food COurt to Hostel to Resource Centre to LAB....and there have been a new addition in the form of ELECTRONIC BAKK VENUE known as DC++....TECHNOLOGY TECHNOLOGY TECHNOLOGY...has not left a single sphere of life untouched...

Being a BAKK GURU I can continue writing on this but it will be difficult for ppl 2 read it and ppl who r not on the same level as me may find it 2 difficult 2 understand this..

FOR A COLLECTION OF our self composed PJS or BAKK DISCUSSION TOPICS feel free 2 comment and request...

PLEASE NOTE - HAMAARI KOI BRANCH YA SHAKHA NAHI HAI....jo hai hum hi hai...

Topic Idea by (and not the content) : BAKK GURU AATISH

Black ones are shadows, white ones are the real camels... !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The snap has been taken from top.........

Source : National Geographic Channel

Finally the second insem xamz are over and I am free again..Did I say I...oh sorry we are all free again..
Sometimes I wonder that we start studying just before the exams that (by just before I mean 3-4 days)..so it implies 3-4days X 3exams X 8 semesters = 72 days...Aaaahaaa 72 days in 4 years and we become ENGINEERS...

Had four exams, screwed up 2, managed to do satisfactorily in the other 2. Its 1st April so about a month left for the final exams to start but before that I have 3 projects to complete (not alone but in group)
1.) STS
2.) DBMS
3.) DP (the title is this but it stands for DESIGN PROJECT)

Not 2 concerned about the first 2 but the 3rd one i.e. DP ( a project that is 2 b completed in 1 year ) but....ahem ahem...our progress is....ahem ahem...

I alongwith 3 other ppl namely Aatish,Tushar and Ved are working on the DP which is coding a game - Pool..
Donno wat shud I write abt it..

I am writing it primarily to remind my groupmates and myself ki its only a few days left and v hav 2 submit r project...LETS START WORKING ON IT GUYS...

If v dont do it we will get an 'F' and not an INCOMPLETE guys...rules have been changed...

Actually v r engrossed with other responsibilites and dont find time 4 r DP...

[What follows is a description of the 4 ppl working on the project and I dont really mean wat I say. Please Aatish, Tushar and Ved take it in gud humour yaar...hope u do]

1. )Aatish - Aati...sh !!...2 busy wid 3 Fs FIFA, F.R.I.E.N.D.S and F***I Actually not only wid these Fs but wid everything frm A to Z except the D wich stands for DP...Just ask him to start working on the project and thr comes a smile and the same dialogue....hmmmmm....kal se karte hai...

Aur woh kal kabhi nahi aata....atleast ab tak to nahi aaya...

2.) Tushar - AaaaaaaEeeeeeeeeOooooooooo.......kyaaaaaaaa.........haan....abey Tuesday( v dont hav ny lab or tut that day so its like half-day and if u dont attend lectures its a HOLIDAY :P) ko padte hai aur Friday ko Professor ke saath meeting rakh lete hai....

Kitne Tuesday aaye kitne gaye...par abhi woh wala Tuesday nahi aaya wen v'll start studying...

Tushar...hu was trying to be unpredictable....I think is now 100 % successful...so his reaction to the DP topic varies but the above stated was the most common...

3.) Ved - GOD is the word...man salute to this person hu starts studying at 12AM (nite b4 the xam)...full nite out and manages 2 do well 2...Inke saath kuch aisa hai ki inhe kuch na kuch ho jaata hai jab DP ki meeting ho...inke saath to main DP ki baat bhi nahi karta...bas expect karta hu ki inhe yaad ho ki v r working on a DP....

4.) Me - Writing abt me coz mujhe baaki teeno se pitna nahi hai...So me...wat I think of the DP...important...karna to hai...par kab ye nahi pata...actually I want to make it clear to Aatish ki I am not the ONE of the SUCCESSFUL DP COMPLETION THEORY which says ki in the entire group just ONE guy studies and sabki naiyya wo hi paar karwata hai...

Now wat the other 3 r thinking is also true...ki main ye BLOG likhne me TIME WASTE kar sakta hu...saara din BAKK maar sakta hu...khel sakta hu...par DP ke liye kuch kyo nahi karta...u hav a point ppl...main bhi yahi sochta hu...parrrrrrrrr........theek hai KAL SE KARTE HAI FIR :P

NOW JOKES APART YAAR SERIOUSLY KUCH KARTE HAI DP ka...and wat I would like 2 say is

DP - DP meaning DP - Do it Please....

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