as I see it

[The following is written in HUMOUR and should be taken as that. People who come up with comments like this is disrespectful its not 4 u. And lastly this is my Blog so MY thoughts matter and yours DONT. :)]

Champions League is on so just got an idea...wat if thr wud hav been no yuddh between RAM and RAVANA....instead a football

match between their teams...RAMSNAL and LANKA UNITED :P

What wud it b like

1.) It wud hav been named as SITA-IONS LEAGUE
2.) Instead of Lehmann (Arsenal's Goalie) it wud hav been LAXMAN...RAMSNAL's GOALIE
3.) There wud hav been no OFFSIDE LINE but LAXMAN REKHA

Commentary wud hav been like

Welcome to the most interesting game of the SITA-IONS LEAGUE...RAMSNAL vs LANKA UNITED...
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ANGAD makes an impressive lob straight to HANUMAN but linesman flagging 4 offside...Lets take a luk at the replay...ya ya ya HANUMAN was clearly ahead of the LAXMAN REKHA...John i must say he wasnt clean thru nywayz...coz lets not forget its KUMBHKARAN..the goalie hu is sleeping infront of the goal...he has covered the goal completely..its impossible 2 score...
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the ball is wid RAVANA (LANKA UNITED's forward)...he passes the ball 2 MEGHNAD..hes clean thru wid only LAXMAN(RAMSNAL's GOALIE) 2 beat...and here he says.."AAGYA DEEJIYE PITASHREE"...
RAVANA : VIJAYEE BHAV
MEGHNAD kicks the ball and LAXMAN manages 2 get a hand on it...a corner 2 LU..

nice corner kick by MEGHNAD...header by RAVAN's head no 3...and its a goaaaaaaaalllllllll...wat a brilliant fake by RAVAN's head no 3 and 4...brilliant effort and its a goal...

VANAR sena wid the ball...brilliant passing...moving on...inside the penalty area...the loose ball and a player from RAMSNAL has been sucked by KUMBHKARAN's nose in the process of snoring...

Players surround the refree and its a RED CARD....KUMBHKARAN wil play no further part in the game..

PENALTY...taken easily by RAM its 1-1....This match is not over yet....

RAVANA is now defending...playing safe...

Ball is with Meghnad...passing the ball 2 RAVANA...return 2 sender was that pass...brilliant football brilliant football...inside the penalty RAVANA AAGYA dete LAXMAN making a brave effort 2 catch the ball...and collides wid STRONG MEGHNAD and is UNCONSCIOUS..

RAMSNAL PHYSIO asks HANUMAN 2 get some medicine...thr goes HANUMAN and is bak wid a MOUNTAIN...LAXMAN is being treated and is out for the moment..NAL n NEER act as joint goalies in the mean time...

Ram starts off the game...brilliant piece of football among RAM,HANUMAN and ANGAD...aur yeh kya...LU defenders ignite HANUMAN's tail...HANUMAN still in possession hits it hard wid his BURNING TAIL..and its a goalllllllll...the goal is on FIRE....2-1...

LU starting off...RAVANA's mantri wid the ball...nice move...moving in for the kil...last minute pass 2 RAVANA...shoots...NAL and NEER get thr hands 2 it...BALL IS outside the line..but still not grounded...coz they hav a vardaan that the ball they touch will remain in air...

MEGHNAD aware of this fact...uses his MAYAWEE TECHNOLOGY and lifts himself in the air brilliant header...its a goallllllll...2-2...

RAMSNAL making a substitution...VIBHISHAN coming in...TEAM TALK on as 2 how 2 beat LU...VIBHISHAN saying that the ball has 2 b hit on RAVAN's STOMACH and thereby an own goal has 2 b produced 2 win the game...

RAM moving along wid the ball alone...nice moves...hes carried the ball 4 ges..RAVANA and MEGHNAD sensing danger come in 2 stop him...RAM hits it hard...MEGHNAD comes in the way...hes got a smack on his head...hes down n dead...ball on to RAVAN's stomach deflected and its an OWN GOAL....

3-2

Last few minutes left...RAVAN starting the game..cursing VIBHISHAN...and heres the final whistle...RAMSNAL beats LU...and
wins the SITA-IONS LEAGUE...