BAKK SESSION !!!!

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BAKK is something jo mujhe aur baakiyon ko apne seniors se viraasat me mili hai...
For all those who are unaware of this word BAKK lemme explain...

GOSSIP + SENSELESS TALKS + TIME PASS + PJ CRACKING + LAUGHING W/O ANY REASON = BAKK (but everything is logical...for instance wats the relation between SRIDEVI and TABU ???......ANS = They are conjugates of each other...coz SRIDEVI is CHANDNI and TABU CHANDNI BAR :P .....SOURCE : VISITING BAKKULTY - TUSHAR)

WARNING : IF u dint get the above logical question and answering...no probs...thats absolutely normal...GENIUSES...naah...BAKKUISES r not found everywhr...u need 2 work hard all day n nite...2 get 2 a level...whr I M...and I M PROUD of dat...
It all started with me entering the college..I was a normal person before but it all changed as time passed...

So continuing with this BAKK SESSION description...this is the session which takes most of r time leaving very little time for other things..

During xams the duration of this BAKK SESSION increases...for xample...me alongwith 4-5 other BAKKGURUS at 6AM in the morning (v had r first xam at 9 AM dat day)were discussing wat we'll do after xams...
"Cricket khelenge.."
"Ghar jaane ki jaldi mat karna.."

were few of the EXPERT COMMENTS..

V hav many teams who work independently and work on new ideas for discussion in BAKK SESSIONS...

My team includes ME,AATISH,POOJAN,AMAN and 2 very esteemed GURUS OF GURUS r seniors NEMO and DK Sir...they r the source of inspiration for us being wherever v r 2day...

NEMO AND DK's VISION - Ideally humein BAKK-KING-HAM PALACE me hona chahye...coz BAKK KING HUM HAI...so v shud work hard to achieve wat v want

There r few VISITING BAKKULTYs - Keshav, Tushar and Ishan..They no doubt are BAKKUISES...the reason they r VISITING and not REGULAR is coz of TIME CONSTRAINTS...

The Venue of BAKK SESSIONS r many ranging from Food COurt to Hostel to Resource Centre to LAB....and there have been a new addition in the form of ELECTRONIC BAKK VENUE known as DC++....TECHNOLOGY TECHNOLOGY TECHNOLOGY...has not left a single sphere of life untouched...

Being a BAKK GURU I can continue writing on this but it will be difficult for ppl 2 read it and ppl who r not on the same level as me may find it 2 difficult 2 understand this..

FOR A COLLECTION OF our self composed PJS or BAKK DISCUSSION TOPICS feel free 2 comment and request...

PLEASE NOTE - HAMAARI KOI BRANCH YA SHAKHA NAHI HAI....jo hai hum hi hai...

Topic Idea by (and not the content) : BAKK GURU AATISH


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12 comments:

Rachit Agrawal said...

Disclaimer: Upar likhi hui sari baatein bakk hai.... iska kisi bhi bakkusses/ bakk guru ke jivan se sambandh nahi hai...... agar iska kisi bhi bakkaultys ke jivan se sambandh paya jata hai to use sirf ek bakk sanyog hi mana jayega....

bakk beginner.... [:P]

---->>AaTiSH<<---- said...

sexy article!!! buit the word BAK-CH!@I is more alluring than BAKK-SESsION anyday ;) ...u also forgot to mention our soda-bakk-sessions ...

wicked said...

kya bakk hai.........all i can say is that the bakkgurus,bakkuises,bakkulties,n bakk beginners r all bak-KINGS in their own right............
cheers 2 our bakk-bakk

tushar
bakkulty

Divya J said...

hilarious....LOL :) kaafi bakk bakiye log hain tumhare college mein :P i'v finally understood where your bakk bakiya nature comes from....
P.S> hum jaise logon ke saamne bak bak thodi kam karoge to tumhari sehat ke liye achcha hoga...

NeMo _\m/ said...

Shabash .. im very proud of this blog !!
DC++ ki bakk thoda elaborate kar sakta tha ..
aur apne record-tor junior evilution ki bakk ka tune mention nahi kiya ..

overall badiya effort .. cheers _\m/ :satan:

dk said...

shabash
keep riting such articles...
rock on

Sauhil said...

RISE OF A STAR!
main iss mauke ka faayeda uthate hue ye bakiaaaana chahooonga ka shuru se hi mujhe iss launde mein infintley bakkne(double 'k'..kutta thode hi hai) ka talent dikhta tha...aaj ye itne bade mukaam pe hai.
i am proud of u prateek!
parampara kayam rakhna....

said...

Baak....****....
Baak karna ka koi na maap hai....waise yeh bhi tho ek Chu - chuaap hai.....

Baak-master-fullerine....

manik said...

dont knw much abt ur bakk sessions.. but on dc++, u 'are' the bakkmaster!
And nemo sir, no hard feelings :p
This guy will surely carry on the traditions from where u will be leaving us with.
badhiya training lee hai! (Y)

vaibhav said...

ultimate bakarbaji...
never knew ki bakbaaaji itne bade scale pe ho ri hai..


baks on \m/

Anonymous said...

lol.. nice.. kya baka hai..:D it must be real fun man.. i wish main bhi boys hostel mei reh pati:D lol.... keep bakk-ing.. rock on!! :D

Prateek said...

thanx 4 ur valuable comments...but Mr./Miss ANONYMOUS may I knw ur name plz...

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